The Long Way Home 12.27.24
It’s that time of year. The stress of the holidays and winter when I shuffle like an old man (I am an old man) to avoid a broken hip while pushing a wheelbarrow full of firewood. And my computer is acting weird again, interrupting my stream of consciousness. My family has thought I was a descendant of the late Ebenezer Scrooge for many years because my holiday spirit is sometimes quite dark. Some have told me I could get the lead role if they ever make another movie of The Christmas Carol. This morning, after complaining about something my ancient body was doing, I apologized to the Bohunk. “I’m just Grumpy this morning,” I said, followed shortly after with, “Sometimes I’m also Sleepy and Dopey.” Not to let an opportunity pass, she chuckled and said, “But you’re never Bashful.” My good friend in Las Vegas, Ed Fishman, is a big fan of Festivus, the holiday favorite of Seinfeld fans. He’s also a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles, but more on football later. Festivus is celebrated on Decembe...